We had to devise a game plan and the one thing we did agree on was not to try to do every country. You get to full before you hit the 4th one, so we went around and when we got to the end, we went back the other way to catch some of the stuff we miss.
Oh and one thing you will notice is the Epcot banners that I loved the design off, each one is a stylized representation of the food in the region I thought they were quite fun. Also before I talk about the food I want to talk about my experiences on different days. I went once near the beginning of the fest, once with a pretty large group in the middle of the fest, once by myself and once at the very end of the fest. I would say if you can try to avoid the very last weekend. It is very crowded and even though I've heard they don't run out of things, I did see that they where. The plates were not as pretty, they seemed messier, like the end of a long haul was coming to an end. The best time to come is weekdays. If you have a season pass, or are vacationing try coming on the weekdays it's the lines are a lot shorter.
Being from Orlando meant that we could get some friends together who have season passes, other friends who work at Disney who can get themselves and a few friends into disney as well. So what we ended up with was a group of people who where able to get in free due to family and friends. Thanks to all of those who helped out. This meant more money to spend on food and drink.
So I guess I'll start off with some of my favorites and work around to a few disappointments. As I am writing this I'm also thinking that I will add in a few tips or secrets about Epcot, I'm no stranger to the park, The world showcase is one of my favorite things about Disney World.
I really can't decide on a number one favorite but I'm going to say I was so fond of this that I have decided to talk about it first.
Barcelona, Spain
Red Snapper Escabeche paired with
Bodega Don Olegario Abarino wine
That is what I liked doing the best. It's sort of tapas style small plates and sharing. Somethings were a bit small other things were large enough to be shared. The other nice thing was going with some of the seasonal pass holders who had already been. They could tell you their favorites and those dishes not one of them disappointed me. The tables around the world showcase are set up to be shared with all fest goers. You can meet some pretty interesting people that way, and its fun to ask people what they liked so far.
This was the friends favorite including my husbands choice. One friend ordered two at a time.
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Grilled Beef Skewer with Chimichurri and Boniato Purree $4.75.
I have to say I've always been a big fan of what the Argentinians do with their meat, and not on a perverted level. They just seem to have a simplistic approach that Meat, Bread, Wine. It's a win win situation.
Now on a slightly more perverted note, we couldn't stop making jokes about this sausage from Germany. Try eating this around your friends and see what happens.
Munich, Germany
Nuernberger Sausage on Pretzle Roll with mustard and a Beck's Octoberfest Beer
I say if you are going to eat a sausage put it on a preztel roll it turns it really makes a difference.
If you ever go to Epcot and you want to try one of the restaurants but you are having a hard time pleasing the group. Try Epcots Biergarten german buffet, it's around $19 and you can order beers as large as your head. The show inside the restaurant is also fun. It's a good time and it will fill you up.
Yes what you are seeing off to your right is trash can top being used as a table. Hey it's Disney World it has to be clean. This was a busy area and all the tables where being used so we said, "We see others using trash can tops as tables we can too. What you are seeing here is another favorite of all and two dishes that were large enough to share.
Cork Ireland
Lobster and Scallop Fisherman's Pie $5.50
and Warm Chocolate Lava Cake with Bailey's Ganache $2.75
I usually stay away from the sushi at the japanese pavillion. The reason isn't because it is bad, it's just that its typical sushi fare and I already have an off disney property favorite place to go that uses quality fresh ingredients. If you aren't a foodie or are new to sushi hit it up but if you are a sushi fanatic you may find it a bit boring. Well they did something a little different this year that we thought we would try,
Tokyo, Japan
Tuna Sensation $5.75
I'm a huge icecream lover so it's no surprise this was my other favorite desert. It was great on a hot day. You don't have to go to the food and wine fest to get this, even though it is an offereing at the food and wine fest. You can get this at the Lotus Blossom Cafe in China. It's on the menu. This is something two people can share during the food fest, or one person would love on a hot day.
Shanghai, China
Carmel Ginger Ice Cream $3.25
There are some grassy areas over by the Thailand booth were people were sitting down picnic style enjoying their dishes. People so perfered the grassy areas that the tables surrounding the area were empty. I was afraid of getting my soup all over me, so I headed for the table.
Bankok, Thailand
Chicken and Coconut Soup - $3.25
I have been going to Epcot's Food and wine fest since the first year they have started it, One thing they have always had was the Escargot in France. For those of you going "Eeewww Snails!" I want to tell you if you love the taste and texture of say buttery garlicy mushrooms, you just might love Escargot.
Paris France
Escargots Persollade en Brioche $4.50
They had a cheese stand this year called the mouse catch, get it. lol. Anyway I think they had it last year or a few years in a row, this is just the first year I've bought something there.
The Mouse Catch
Dorothea - Dutch Cheese
Piave - Italian Cheese
Mahon - Spanish Cheese
I don't remember when Australia became famous for their lamb but I'm sure glad they did. This was everything lamb should be. Easy enough to bit off with a nice sauce that didn't overpower the juicy lamb.
Melbourne, Australia
Lambchop With Red Wine Sauce and Murray River Sea Salt with Rosemount Pinot Noir
We learned quickly this was a hard dish to share. Someone is going to end up getting just one small bite, so best to get two. The problem is when sharing you don't know while your in line if it is going to be any good. by the time you taste it and want more you don't want to wait back in line so you move on. This is why it is a good idea to get others opinions. If you are next to people who are eating a good conversation starter is to ask them what they loved. especially if they are comming the opposite way you are, it will give you an idea of some of the popular favorites.
Brewery Collection
Landjaeger German Sausage $2.25
with Kona Fire Rock Pale Ale $5.25
The problem with the sausage is that I had never had it before and it wasn't described well. It's a cold sausage that is cured for 30 days and meant to be eaten slim jim style, or like a small stick of pepperoni. It was really good but it's sort of like thinking your getting one thing and then getting another. On some of these dishes they should elaborate. I am what I would call a semi-foodie I don't know enough to be a foodie but I love food and I'll try anything once as long as it isn't alive or is a developed fetus, or anything having to do with the male reproductive organs of animals. and while I maybe atleast 50% german I didn't know what a landjaeger sausage was until I had one here.
If you aren't quite a foodie, looking to expand your taste horizons but aren't ready to dive off the deep end just yet then this plate from spain is just for you.
Barcalona Spain
A Taste of Spain - olives, tomato bread, manchego cheese, serrano ham and chorizo
I have a small problem with the Greece booth. It never comes outside of the popular regular dishes we can get anywhere. Greek Salad can be ordered at many restaurants that aren't even greek. and who hasn't had spanakopita or baklava. I want to see them do a classic Moussaka or Saganaki those are all things semi foodies and non foodies would love.
Athens, Greece
Chicken Souvaki with Tzatziki - $4.00
So we are on to Africa, So many people I know raved about the mealie soup but I didn't get a chance to try it until the very last weekend of the fest.
Cape Town, South Africa
Mealie Soup with Crabmeat and Chili Oil - $3.25
Now here is a conflict. If something is good at one booth but upstaged by another dish is it still good? Of course it is but it can be hard to see its merits when there is a shiny A plus big brother towering over.
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Beef Empanada with Tomato Salsa $4.25
This is exactly the same thing that was wrong with their Puerto Rican booth this year. It's like they hired someone from some where to bring in food when all they needed to do was bring in someone like my friends mom, she'll cook arroz con pollo, she'll cook anything and it will be damn good.
San Juan Puerto Rico
Arroz Con Pollo $3.50
Bacardi Frozen Dragon Berry Colada $7.25
Hops and Barley Market
Boston Crabcake with Cabbage Slaw and Remoulade $4.50
This was actually the very first dish I tried and I'm glad I love food because after tasting this I might as well turned around and went home. While the shrimp was cooked perfectly the rest of the dish fell flat.
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Shrimp Stew with Coconut and Lime - $4.25
I think this is another case of last minute ruins everything. I had this the last weekend, and the booth was running out of things and was in such a hurry.
Desserts and Champagne Booth
Grand Marnier Parfait with Orange Coulis
I can see that this was probably good, at some point, but not when I ate it and I was sad because I was looking forward to trying this dish.
I don't want to end on a sad note because Epcot is awesome there are many great restaurants there you must try from around the word showcase.
The equation is simple open mindedness + appetite + good friends and or family = a hell of a good time.
and omg this post is so long I was going to post my tips and fun stuff about epcot year round but maybe I'll do that in a follow up post. but eat drink be merry and here is the epcot canta-loopy how can you not love the name.
Okay don't pull my arm. If you want to know the best drink price for beer during the food and wine fest it is at the japan booth 20 oz for $7.75. The Sam Adams Fest beer for 22 oz is $12 something and it is very good but the bargin is the kirin .
Well I have more to write but I guess I will save it for another blog about epcots year round world showcase fun. Including drinkinging around the world, the snacks around the world, and the lesser known things around the world
Dr. Carlisle Cullen in New Moon is played by Peter Facinelli who plays Dr. Fitch Cooper with Edie Falco in Nurse Jackie. Edie Falco played Celeste Cunningham in NBC's 30 Rock with Jack McBrayer who played in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshal with Jason Segel. Jason Segel played Jason in the movie Knocked up with Katherine Heigl who plays in the tv show Grey's Anatomy with Eric Dane who played in the movie Marley & Me with which Nick Colvin worked on whom I am married to.
I don't think I ever have.
However lj has become a little bit of a toilet for sewage spewing tongues, a dumping ground for pathetic miserable people. It's quite laughable and I'm flattered when those take so much time out of there lives to dedicate to hating on me. I'm guessing it makes them feel better, but if they think I give two shits about what they think they are sorely mistaken. So to them I say.
YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL LICKERS!
Like I said I am flattered, however I think that the time spent trying to dig on me could have been used in other ways. If those were looking to make fun of people so that they feel better I have a better way you can feel better about yourself and accomplish something. It's called http://www.freerice.com/ . For ever answer you get right 10 grams of rice are donated to help fight the war against starvation. Also there are plenty of volunteer programs availble in your city especially during the holidays. These are the types of activities that make you feel better about yourself. There is nothing better than the joy of giving.
They so desperately wanted me to notice them that one of them anonymously wrote a comment in my last personal post linking me to their community and their post, which I deleted. This causes me to realize that I need to redo my journal and my settings.
I haven't really posted much, and I'd like to get back into my live journal, if quality people are still around here. So I will be reworking my live journal. Anyone who has wanted to defriend me can do so no hard feelings.
Once I rework my journal it will be 90-95% friends only and without anonymous comments. I also want to make people aware of the things I post. My life and the things that inspire me which may also include personal images.
I don't use LJ cuts. Well, okay, I'll use them for when I'm posting spoilers, or whatever, but I pretty much never use them on posts that are merely long or include images.
If I'm reading someone's journal, it's because I want to read their journal. Similarly, if I'm saying something, it's because I want to say it. Cutting a post for length is inconvenient to me as a reader, and as a writer, it strikes me as being all weirdly apologetic ("Terribly sorry, good sirs, let me hide my feelings behind this hyperlink. I'd so hate to trouble you with them...") I just don't dig that. I mean, if you can't be verbose and express yourself on the internet, where can you?
Now, that's my opinion. Different people have different browsing habits and different opinions on this matter, and I respect that. I'm just telling you how I do things in my journal. If that's a deal-breaker for you, that's okay. You can unfriend me or put me on your siberian filter or whatever and that'll be just fine. Really.
Just, please, for both our sakes, don't come around to some post I've spent way too much time on and add some comment asking me to cut it for length or images.
Owner and Chef Christina Tosi does some very interesting things with commercial food treats.
Her Compost Cookie is a chewy-crunchy, salty-sweet, hot mess of corn flakes, coffee grounds, graham cracker crumbs, potato chips, and butterscotch chips. I can't imagine what it taste like but the potato chips must give it that saltiness that combinds with the sweet. I'd sure love to try it. If anyone has tried it what does it taste like?
They also serve a fruity pebbles and marshmellow cookie only on Saturday's and Sundays. This is also quite interesting but this one seems very sweet. I'm sure kids love it and perhaps that is why they serve it only on the weekends. Tosi is like what would happen if willy wonka was a pastry chef.
Another Item I would be dying to sink my sweet tooth into is the candy bar pie. This thing is glorious. I don't even have to taste it to know it would be one of my favorite pies of all time. I mean look at it, it's a mound of all kinds of candy bar parts topped with chocolate and pretzles. This is what dreams are made out of, or atleast my dreams.
The thing Christina Tosi is most famous for is her cereal milk which she makes by toasting corn flakes and steeping them in sweetened milk, and is used to flavor soft-serve ice cream, milk, and pie. It is said to be so flavorful. It probably brings back childhoos memories, of slurping the last little bit of milk out of the cereal bowl.
My inner child is screaming for joy next time I'm in NYC. I am making a beeline to the milk bar.
Nick and I had organized our cds. It was neat to see all the old cds we have bought over the years. Especially the 90's rock like Nirvana Unplugged, Sponge, EverClear. We don't buy cds like we used to, now its all 99 cent songs from itunes. I kinda miss the cds it gives you are representation of the musicians art of music. There are some cds worth buying GreenDay's Dookie, sure you could by the 3 or four popular songs from itunes by the cd it's self has so much more, and there are some on there that I loved that never became that popular.
Also I love my music with substance. How a song can tell a story, or express and emotion. I need more to my musical lyrics that bubble gummy fluff Pop. I want real human emotions and stories and I think I seem to be seeing less and less of that lately in the music that is coming out. I realized this while listening to Sponge's Molly yesterday.
The song tells a story of a young women who so deeply loved a man who could not return her love. She attempts to commit suicide. I can't tell if she actually does succeed in comming suicide. The lyrics "Sixteen Candles down the drain could be interpretted several ways. As in Dying, or as in innocence and happiness lost. I also find Sponge to be one of the most Under rated 90's bands with hits like plowed,molly,wax estatic, have you seen mary? they deserve to be recognized. Also I remember singing the lyrics wrong. For the longest time I thought he said cigarette stains on your ass. I was wondering how that was possible.
Molly
see you naked in the bath
cigarette stains on your hands
wilted flowers in a vase
i ask how are you
yeah how are you
i see your lipstick on your glass
i think you're drunk I start to laugh
i find your note the letters ran
it said i loved you, yeah I loved you
don t ask why (6)
sixteen candles down the drain
watch you passed out for a while
i touch your face you start to smile
on your note is my reply
i wished i loved you, I wish I loved you
don t ask why(6)
sixteen candles down the drain
Jen's real last name is Norris.
* She walks into a pastry shop and the pastries cream themselves.
* She boils water just by staring at it.
* When she cuts onions, she makes them cry
* Salmon swim upstream to find her.
* the e in ceviche is just honored to be there in her presence even if she doesn't acknowledge it.
Contains Spoilers*
Last year I did a few blog entries about Top Chef but season 5 was lackluster and medocre at best, Hosea won? Really,?... too bad Carla did so poorly. Anyway this season is a whole new ball game. There is sooo much talent, James beard nominees, etc. I don't think Hosea would even make it half way through with this group. Since this is the premiere I will go over some thoughts and some cheftestants and do an overview. I'm excited because we haven't seen this much talent all at once on TC. I suspect that perhaps TC listened to the cries of fans who thought the last season's winner wasn't up to snub, and not of the caliber of season 4 finalist.
17 people is a lot to remember in a first episode, you usually only remember the good and the bad and first impressions can go a long way as well.
My thoughts on the cheftestants
* Jen C. - she has a lot of cred and she's confident and has the thick skin you need in the restaurant industry. She worked at Le Bernadain before Eric Ripert sent her off to run his new restaurant in Philly. She's made boys cry, she has talent, and obvious drive but what is with pronouncing Ceviche as Sah-Vich. I thought maybe ceviche can be pronounced more than one way but I don't think so. Maybe she's heard people with thick french accidence who muddle the word a bt, I'm not sure. It struck me as odd but she obviously knows what she is doing as she won the quickfire and the money.
* Hector - Here is a man who sounds exactly how he looks. I understood why he fried his steak, I think he had a great concept it just fell short with the vice and the challenge. Latin food isn't something Top chef is accustom to either and that can be good or bad for him, he just has to bring it every time and with his creditials I think he can if he focuses.
* Red Beard aka Kevin - Here is an interesting young man, 26 I think he is the youngest this season but this kid has a lot of potential, he has potential sweating out of his pores. He reminds me a little of Blais coming from Atlanta and having a new edge on food. He will be around for a while he just has to make sure he can keep up with some of the more seasoned, experienced chefs.
* Michael Isabella - okay dude I get it, you think you are funny but you can only make one off handed remark per a few episodes before people start to wonder. I think he thinks he is being funny but most people don't think remarks such as "Can't let the girl beat me", When asking about Jen C. saying "Are you the pastry chef?' because damn women can't really be in charge lol. and I think there was another quote in there. He may be just getting pegged as this seasons villian, I really hope he just shuts up and cooks because I'd like to see a little greek/middle eastern food coming out of Top Chef.
* Eve - My thought is that she needs to pull herself together and just go for it. She is too nervous and timid going into this. If she was on last season I'd think she'd do quite well but can she hang with this group. She's the one I hope to see really grow from this. I think she has it in her, it's just a matter of helping her pull it out and cultivate it.
*Jen Z. - Her gauged ears is all I could focus on at first. I could stick a banana through her ear! I think she is a decent cook but no where near the rest of the pack. Setian, most people know setian as that nasty chewy wheat gluten crap that only vegans who have no taste buds eat. it's just not top chef quality when you can vertially use any protien you so desire in this challenge. I think she forgot one key point in this competition, this isn't about cooking the food at the restaurant you work at, this is about you and your point of view and she didn't carry that through.
Michael V. - he has a rugged bad boy charm about him who I'm willing to bet is quite the mama's boy. He chose women as his vice not surprisingly and then, tried to muffle his vice with his las vegas inspired description maybe because of the other Michaels comments. I think this guy is a contender I think we'll see him around and maybe even in the finals. top 4 perhaps? His dish and play on words was great and Tom was as giddy as a school boy who just saw his first pair of boobs ever. "hahaha it's a rack of lamb, get it? hahahaha!" That wasn't a quote from Tom just a quote from Tom's inner child
Brian V. - He is also a very solid contender, His restaurant VOLT - yes it is all capitols, is getting rave reviews, he is the sensable older brother of Michael but is he willing to take risks in this competition, if anything I think that is what will hold him back.
* Ashley - Wow it took me a minute, I don't think she is super manly looking, I think she needs to pluck her eyebrows and get a differet haircut and then we will see. With that said she has a real quiet strength about her and she knew where she was every step of the way. She's got that italian inspired thing going on so I think she is going to have to work really hard to show originality because we are so used to pastas, raviolis etc. They didn't show the edits of her food being judged and so its kind of hard to see what the judges think about her yet.
* Mattin and his cravat - I would swear the guy is only pretending to be french, I think maybe its because he's trying to appeal to americans and kind of plays up what he thinks americans like about the french. You don't have to wear a cravat to show you are french, you can show it in your food. He seems likable enough I'm just not sure where he belongs in the lineup yet.
* Ron - I find him interesting and soulful. There are a lot of others on there that are a lot more versed and decorated than him but if he sticks to what he is about he can hang in there. I honestly think the vice challege he took it to me struggle, he's hatian and if not explained correctly anyone who's second language is english can misinterpret. People struggle with vices, and instead of thinking of inner struggles like indulgence, morals, etc he thought of an outer struggle such as his journey over from Haiti.
* Preeti - She looks like such a cute little boy, but again I think it is the hair. Speak up at tell them you don't know how to shuck clams. The team itself is a mess, they all announced what they would like to do instead of who would be good at it and focus on peoples strengths and weakenesses. She is trained and maybe she could fill the void of what we really wanted in Rahdika which was new style modern twist using the indian culture as a base.
* Ash NYC - Doesn't he feel alone, only new yorker, only gay man there. We got a lot of info about him in the biography part but I really didn't notice him in the challenges. He has hit middle of the road for now, not standing out as the best or the worst. He needs to find a power play and play it.
* Eli - He's a CIA grad and he has to step up a little more but at the same time be a bit humble. I think it would be a good thing for him to befriend Red Beard, they are both ATL and even though I don't see Eli winning this I can see him coming out with a few good friends, networking, and some new growth.
* Robin - I had mixed feelings about her choosing immunity with her gold chip. It's a tough call for her because its the first elimination challenge and you don't know how everyone cooks, you can be confident and know that you can't be the worst, and try and win the money and send a message to everyone that you aren't afraid of being ellimated anytime soon, or you could play it safe and keep the immunity. but maybe keeping the immunity says "I'm serious about winning the final prize and nothing is going to sway me". Either way you look at she is a toughie who is willing to stick in. I think I read somewhere that she kept her restaurant open while she was battling lymphoma, now that is a fighter.
*Jesse - I like her, I think she can cook and she knew what was wrong with her dish and she wasn't afraid to say it. Lets hope she does better because she is one that could go farthen in the competion if she works hard and grows from the experience.
* Laurine - I couldn't remember her name but I could remember her face, she is the only caterer here who has not owned her own restaurant, she's doing very well so far. The catering biz is similar to top chef challenges in the way of weird demands and little time she seems to have that under control.
What did I think of the episode itself?
Challenges
QuickFire - Mise en Place - I really think this is more of a prep for mise en place challenge. Mise en place really means having everying in place to work. at a sub shop that would mean having your stations of meat, cheese, and veggies ready, where as you did the the prep that morning. Mise en place to me means setting up your station with what you need and how you like it. Anyway my big issue was with the team Preeti was on. She spoke up a little late but the team didn't work as a team now I'm going to relate food prep to something you never every heard of relating it to, competive swimming.
There is a medally race in swimming, all four strokes 4 swimmers those are the best swimmers you have, however none of them are that great at the butterfly stroke. and two of them are tops in the breast stroke. you have to find out who is best at the butterfly out of your group just to get your through the first round. Sometimes you have to sacrifice a great player who is better at something else to do a job that they are just okay at doing. They didn't, that team didn't even get to round two.
Wolgang Puck - can we have him again as a guest judge he was awesome, funny yet also had some constructive critisism.
I'm still not a fan of Padma
Elimination Challenge;
Drinking seemed to be the number one vice, not suprisingly but it would be nice to see more different things, was drinking chosen a lot because it was so easy? or because that is the number one vice?
Still this is going to be a fantastic season. So I'm super excited
A take on 2 truths one lie because I wanted to make it harder. I also encourage others to blog about their 5 truths and 1 Lie, it could be a fun way to learn more about each other. Lets see if I can fool you guys.
1. My best friend died July of 1989 we were 10 years old, she was only 2 weeks older than me. 6 years later when I was 16 I had a dream about her telling me someone close to me would get sick. The next week my brother came home with flu like symptoms, I pushed my parents to call the doctor and get him to the hospital, if I didn't his appendix would have ruptured and he would have most likely died, it is close to the same thing my friend had died of.
2. When I was 18, a trip to New Smyrna Beach just a few hours from my home almost proved fatal to me. I was out with my younger brothers quite a bit from shore learning how to surf when a bull shark entered our area. they circle around you before they attack, they were circling and my brother made the bold move to ask all of use to keep our extremedies out of the water and work on riding a weak wave into shore with only our finger tips grasping onto the boards as we sat atop. If it wasn't for that one of us might have been shark bait.
3. I was involved in a bar fight where I kicked two guys asses for making fun of me and my friend in a contest that we won and which gave the whole bar 2 free drinks. I thought they were ungrateful little fucks so after much Jager and some prodding I dumped a big bucket of ice water (you know, the bucket that carries 5 beers), on the one guys head while he sat at his seat after that he was shocked and I pushed the bucket on his head and gave it a knock like ringing a bell, when he took it off I splashed his pitcher of beer in front of him all over him. The other guy was up on stage singing karoke so I grabbed my friends pitcher of beer and threw it at him, loosing my grip on the pitcher it contected with his jaw.
4. I was born with a birth defect in my knees, they both turn inward, my doctor did not opt for any experimental surgery back then, if she had, I would have been in a wheelchair until I was atleast 8 and the surgery wouldn't have helped much. She suggest rollerskating and other exercises to help with me knees, it did help but my one knee is still a little turned in. To this day I still get leg aches and sometimes have to prop my knee up in bed or use a heating pad. Also I have very bad vision I can not see the big E on the eye chart without my contacts.
5. While baby sitting some kids when I was 16 at my house I got a knock on the door. It was the Orlando bomb squad, they were calm as they told me that I need to vacate the area. I told them that my family was out and that my sister had taken the car but she would be back in 1 hour and a half. The men politely told me that she would not be allowed back into our neighborhood. Turns out that my neighbor right across the street, who was a war enthusiast and had bought was he thought was a war trophey that he had sat on his coffee table. One day it started ticking, he called our county firemen, who alerted the county bomb squad, who said this thing is too big for us to take care of and alerted the Orlando bomb squad. The guys who came to my door stressed that one minute we could be talking and the next minute - Kaboom!. Just luckly the one guy got a radio call that a father was here to pick up his daughter and the kids she was babysitting and get them safe. We stayed at my aunts. Turns out the war trophey was actually an armor piercing tank missle capable of blowing up several city blocks.
6. After a stint at art school I had come back to live with my parents and managed to get a job as a clerk/ art assistant for an armory and sword shop. I felt more like a girl friday but my job included answering phones, research and developement, and actually creating the patterns the armors used to cut the stainless steel from, we did everything from sexy female armor, to SCA armor, to horse armor. I soon leaped into a project manager role and had a lot of respect of the crew and the armorers, the problem is that I didn't have the same respect from the customers. They always wanted to speak to a man on the phone and often asked, is an armorer there? Time and time again, I would give in and allow them to speak with an armorer who always said, "I don't know you should ask my manager that question, and would hand me back the phone. As a joke I became Larry and no one ever asked to talk to anyone after I said my name was Larry. The name stuck.
So what is truth and what is fiction? What is the one lie? and I want all of my friends to do this. It should be fun so even if you don't comment here, do your own, I'd love to see it.
*Contains Spoilers*
Last year I did a few blog entries about Top Chef but season 5 was lackluster and medocre at best, Hosea won? Really,?... too bad Carla did so poorly. Anyway this season is a whole new ball game. There is sooo much talent, James beard nominees, etc. I don't think Hosea would even make it half way through with this group. Since this is the premiere I will go over some thoughts and some cheftestants and do an overview. I'm excited because we haven't seen this much talent all at once on TC. I suspect that perhaps TC listened to the cries of fans who thought the last season's winner wasn't up to snub, and not of the caliber of season 4 finalist.
17 people is a lot to remember in a first episode, you usually only remember the good and the bad and first impressions can go a long way as well.
My thoughts on the cheftestants
* Jen C. - she has a lot of cred and she's confident and has the thick skin you need in the restaurant industry. She worked at Le Bernadain before Eric Ripert sent her off to run his new restaurant in Philly. She's made boys cry, she has talent, and obvious drive but what is with pronouncing Ceviche as Sah-Vich. I thought maybe ceviche can be pronounced more than one way but I don't think so. Maybe she's heard people with thick french accidence who muddle the word a bt, I'm not sure. It struck me as odd but she obviously knows what she is doing as she won the quickfire and the money.
* Hector - Here is a man who sounds exactly how he looks. I understood why he fried his steak, I think he had a great concept it just fell short with the vice and the challenge. Latin food isn't something Top chef is accustom to either and that can be good or bad for him, he just has to bring it every time and with his creditials I think he can if he focuses.
* Red Beard aka Kevin - Here is an interesting young man, 26 I think he is the youngest this season but this kid has a lot of potential, he has potential sweating out of his pores. He reminds me a little of Blais coming from Atlanta and having a new edge on food. He will be around for a while he just has to make sure he can keep up with some of the more seasoned, experienced chefs.
* Michael Isabella - okay dude I get it, you think you are funny but you can only make one off handed remark per a few episodes before people start to wonder. I think he thinks he is being funny but most people don't think remarks such as "Can't let the girl beat me", When asking about Jen C. saying "Are you the pastry chef?' because damn women can't really be in charge lol. and I think there was another quote in there. He may be just getting pegged as this seasons villian, I really hope he just shuts up and cooks because I'd like to see a little greek/middle eastern food coming out of Top Chef.
* Eve - My thought is that she needs to pull herself together and just go for it. She is too nervous and timid going into this. If she was on last season I'd think she'd do quite well but can she hang with this group. She's the one I hope to see really grow from this. I think she has it in her, it's just a matter of helping her pull it out and cultivate it.
*Jen Z. - Her gauged ears is all I could focus on at first. I could stick a banana through her ear! I think she is a decent cook but no where near the rest of the pack. Setian, most people know setian as that nasty chewy wheat gluten crap that only vegans who have no taste buds eat. it's just not top chef quality when you can vertially use any protien you so desire in this challenge. I think she forgot one key point in this competition, this isn't about cooking the food at the restaurant you work at, this is about you and your point of view and she didn't carry that through.
Michael V. - he has a rugged bad boy charm about him who I'm willing to bet is quite the mama's boy. He chose women as his vice not surprisingly and then, tried to muffle his vice with his las vegas inspired description maybe because of the other Michaels comments. I think this guy is a contender I think we'll see him around and maybe even in the finals. top 4 perhaps? His dish and play on words was great and Tom was as giddy as a school boy who just saw his first pair of boobs ever. "hahaha it's a rack of lamb, get it? hahahaha!" That wasn't a quote from Tom just a quote from Tom's inner child
Brian V. - He is also a very solid contender, His restaurant VOLT - yes it is all capitols, is getting rave reviews, he is the sensable older brother of Michael but is he willing to take risks in this competition, if anything I think that is what will hold him back.
* Ashley - Wow it took me a minute, I don't think she is super manly looking, I think she needs to pluck her eyebrows and get a differet haircut and then we will see. With that said she has a real quiet strength about her and she knew where she was every step of the way. She's got that italian inspired thing going on so I think she is going to have to work really hard to show originality because we are so used to pastas, raviolis etc. They didn't show the edits of her food being judged and so its kind of hard to see what the judges think about her yet.
* Mattin and his cravat - I would swear the guy is only pretending to be french, I think maybe its because he's trying to appeal to americans and kind of plays up what he thinks americans like about the french. You don't have to wear a cravat to show you are french, you can show it in your food. He seems likable enough I'm just not sure where he belongs in the lineup yet.
* Ron - I find him interesting and soulful. There are a lot of others on there that are a lot more versed and decorated than him but if he sticks to what he is about he can hang in there. I honestly think the vice challege he took it to me struggle, he's hatian and if not explained correctly anyone who's second language is english can misinterpret. People struggle with vices, and instead of thinking of inner struggles like indulgence, morals, etc he thought of an outer struggle such as his journey over from Haiti.
* Preeti - She looks like such a cute little boy, but again I think it is the hair. Speak up at tell them you don't know how to shuck clams. The team itself is a mess, they all announced what they would like to do instead of who would be good at it and focus on peoples strengths and weakenesses. She is trained and maybe she could fill the void of what we really wanted in Rahdika which was new style modern twist using the indian culture as a base.
* Ash NYC - Doesn't he feel alone, only new yorker, only gay man there. We got a lot of info about him in the biography part but I really didn't notice him in the challenges. He has hit middle of the road for now, not standing out as the best or the worst. He needs to find a power play and play it.
* Eli - He's a CIA grad and he has to step up a little more but at the same time be a bit humble. I think it would be a good thing for him to befriend Red Beard, they are both ATL and even though I don't see Eli winning this I can see him coming out with a few good friends, networking, and some new growth.
* Robin - I had mixed feelings about her choosing immunity with her gold chip. It's a tough call for her because its the first elimination challenge and you don't know how everyone cooks, you can be confident and know that you can't be the worst, and try and win the money and send a message to everyone that you aren't afraid of being ellimated anytime soon, or you could play it safe and keep the immunity. but maybe keeping the immunity says "I'm serious about winning the final prize and nothing is going to sway me". Either way you look at she is a toughie who is willing to stick in. I think I read somewhere that she kept her restaurant open while she was battling lymphoma, now that is a fighter.
*Jesse - I like her, I think she can cook and she knew what was wrong with her dish and she wasn't afraid to say it. Lets hope she does better because she is one that could go farthen in the competion if she works hard and grows from the experience.
* Laurine - I couldn't remember her name but I could remember her face, she is the only caterer here who has not owned her own restaurant, she's doing very well so far. The catering biz is similar to top chef challenges in the way of weird demands and little time she seems to have that under control.
What did I think of the episode itself?
Challenges
QuickFire - Mise en Place - I really think this is more of a prep for mise en place challenge. Mise en place really means having everying in place to work. at a sub shop that would mean having your stations of meat, cheese, and veggies ready, where as you did the the prep that morning. Mise en place to me means setting up your station with what you need and how you like it. Anyway my big issue was with the team Preeti was on. She spoke up a little late but the team didn't work as a team now I'm going to relate food prep to something you never every heard of relating it to, competive swimming.
There is a medally race in swimming, all four strokes 4 swimmers those are the best swimmers you have, however none of them are that great at the butterfly stroke. and two of them are tops in the breast stroke. you have to find out who is best at the butterfly out of your group just to get your through the first round. Sometimes you have to sacrifice a great player who is better at something else to do a job that they are just okay at doing. They didn't, that team didn't even get to round two.
Wolgang Puck - can we have him again as a guest judge he was awesome, funny yet also had some constructive critisism.
I'm still not a fan of Padma
Elimination Challenge;
Drinking seemed to be the number one vice, not suprisingly but it would be nice to see more different things, was drinking chosen a lot because it was so easy? or because that is the number one vice?
Still this is going to be a fantastic season. So I'm super excited
Have you ever had a crush on someone you think is a little weird looking. Someone that has odd facial features. I must admit I have developed a slight crush on Orlando Magic's Hedo Turkoglu. At 6 feet 10 inches has sure knows how to play ball. It's his down turned eyes. I call them sad eyes but they work for him.
My friends sister also has a thing for him, but single ladies are out of luck. He is married.
He hails from Turkey and what I find interesting is that he has always listed Kobe Bryant as a favorite player, someone who he looks up to in the sport. Now he is playing against him.
The other thing I find interesting is that The City of Orlando has extended last call from it's normal 2am to 3am tonight. Let's hope there is something to celebrate. The boys were soooo close tied going into OT on Sunday against the Lakers and just sort of deflated at the very end.
GO MAGIC!
The internet is a weird place that transforms someone's 15 minutes of fame into an eternity. Hot messes are welcome, sometimes its like an odd perverted carnival freak show. Other times it allows people to pretend to be trendy, "OMG, Look at what my BFF Jill tweeted. She makes me LOLZ for sure."
Somewhere at there is is a landfill or graveyard, or junk yard in which things things are sent to die. It amazes me the longevity things have. I am guilty myself though, I still LOL at some LOL Cats, and I chuckled at little david's car ride back from the dentist. but somethings that have staying power I will understand.
Lindsay, Paris, Britney - They all jumped the shark after they showed their hoo-has on the interwebz. After that they became 80 percent less interesting. I don't care that Lindsay has shrunken her self down to a coke-size whore, or the llittle boy in the hat she dates who claims she is a girl. I don't care about Paris and her empty shell of a life or Britney's trashtastic ways. Okay maybe a little bit but the least they girls can do is do something interesting for a change, and no Paris I'm not talking about screwing another one of Brenda Walsh's Exs on camera.
Lonely Girl 15- What??? She's still around making youtube videos of her made up life? The gig is up, it has been for a long time.
Shorthand Buzzwords: We need to put a life span on some of them. While LOL and AFK will always be useful things such as FTW. 1337, roxors, suxors, iawtc, Vlog and those likes are just things that good for a small time. Shelf life people, shelf life!
Bacon - Okay don't hate I love bacon but isn't it a little played out. Lets give another meat product a chance to have the spotlight. What about sausage?
Twitter - I have a new business model in mind for them, what about banning anyone with a below average IQ. We don't need to know that you thought your 5 dollar turkey sub from subway was delicious because it was only 5 dollars. We don't need you to describe your bowel movements of the day, or your thoughts on who should have one american Idol. We need real content which anyone with a below average IQ can not give.
and while I'm on the subject, and please don't take this the wrong way. All of my friends are great bloggers and I don't mind that you post your daily tweets, sometimes it brings some good insight into your other post, but just posting your daily tweets and only posting your daily tweets to your blog is not blogging. You do not have a blog if that is all you do, you just have a status information center.
Hot or Not Communities - Live Journal should just ban them all, then all these poor pathetic low self esteem ass clowns, morons and bitches will have to find another place to make themselves feel better by picking on others.
Tucker Max - No, you are not a writing genius, your just a blogger who got really lucky because you shocked a few uptight middle aged men and women in the publishing industry. Your book title was very clever. I liked that but your stories I've already read or heard from my guy friends. What are the resources for your new stuff? It looks like all you did was browse urbandictionary.com
Kevin Smith Fan Writing blogs - Look people, Kevin is good at what he does, and he did it, but trying to imitate his writing style is going to get you know where.
Digg - I hate to say this because Kevin is my favorite college grad boy wonder to hit the big time interwebs to still behave like a college boy but I think he needs to do some clipping and culling here. The stories are less interesting, and the digg fan boy fighting is at an all time high. Yet again the IQ rule needs to be set into play.
Vlogging - Okay here is my beef with 97 percent of the vlogs around, they serve no purpose, unless you feel narrisistic digital masturbation of ones ego is relevent.Who's that Vlogger that used to get on his soap box about Darfur? He was alright, but most of the people that get up in front of the camera are there for look how cute I am reasons. They don't even say anything remotely interesting or important. My advice is WRITE a blog. You get a bunch of things from it. your typing words per minute goes up, you learn better grammar and spelling, and you can write about whatever you like. Put some thought into it and once in a while you can add a video of you into your blog. Oh, and by the way the word vlog sucks, it sounds like a cheap knock off, and the word just doesn't roll of your toungue, it gives me chills like finger nails down a chalk board.
Poop - I have a pretty strong stomach, I laughed all the way through 2 girls one cup, Poop did not make Dustin Diamond more interesting, You'd have to be an extremely talented writer, or extremely grotesque porn artist to do something that hasn't already been done. Didn't anyone see John Waters Pink Flamingo's? What would have made 2 girls one cup even better is if they had root beer, then they could have made a poop beer floats and rename it 2 girls many cups. See it just goes to show, poop isn't that intertesting after all.
The Luther Burger - I'd still try a piece of one, if a few people were willing to do the same and pitch in for the cost, but the Luther burger has been out forever, it was even featured in the Adult Swim show, "The Boondocks". The thing that bothers me the most is everyone who has ever posted about it has never tried it. Here is a secret to writing something of quality, research and know what you are writing about. I've never posted the luther burger because I have yet to taste it, and same goes for most anyone who has posted about it. Know what you write and post about it. We've seen that same old tired image a millions times before.
Nipple Slips - Yawn this is boring unless there is something very unusual about it, but there usually isn't
Sexting Articles - this is only a shock to the parents out there that don't pay attention, have you seen the pictures your daughter posts on her myspace? Furthermore 16 year olds have always been sexual, its just now that there is a medium to record all of it. If you want your daughter to stop sexting then you should stop being wound up in all your other activities and parent. This is why Polaroid went out of business, no one needed instant film to take pictures of their naughty bits now that they had digital cameras.
Oh and By the Way I had a party once, I was not an minor but I wanted a skin texture for a 3d project I was doing, this was when digital cameras were very expensive and being a poor college student I couldn't afford it, What I could afford was some beer and at the party I asked everyone to please scan a body part on my scanner. A buddy scanned his face but before the end of the night we had boobs ass, and god knows what else scanned.
Bands that claim they have a website but don't - It's a myspace page, not a band website, it's disappointing and looks bad on you if you advise it as your bands webpage.
Heroes Fan Boys and Girls - Are there any left after the last season? Oh Burn! Save the series from cancelation, save the world.
Cupcakes - Yeah they are cute, single serving and fun, but can we do something different? You could go old skool with a cookie exchange, or an ice cream social, or you could go wild with a sexy shot party. My vote is for the sexy shot party. With shots such as legspreaders, and redheaded sluts, to blow jobs, or create your own shot here.
Selling your used panties or virginity - Someone needs to tell Miss Thang, you know the one who is selling her virginity to that creepy old man, that it isn't a college science, pyscology major experiement, it's called prostitution and its one of the oldest professions in the world. You aren't do anything new honey, hope that creepy emotional scar is worth the money.
Pirates/ Monkeys/ Ninjas/ Zombies/Robots/Vampires - It's time to let other animals and professions have some limelight. My vote is for Hyenas and Octopi, The Real Scottish Highlanders, Shape shifters, The Navajo Witch, and Amazon women who cut off their tit so they can draw ther bow back better. Lets make some room for something new.
One last thing. Where are the Losties going to go after Lost is over? We need to start the grieving process soon. :(
So I was thinking it would be fun to do my own eat this not that once in a while as I go through restaurant nutritional information. The two things I judge a meal on are Calories, Sodium, and fats. I've been checking out all of the restaurants near work were we might go and believe me there are a lot. I'm focusing on chain restaurants that many people know. So I went with Olive Garden first.
Now if your trying to loose weight you should be consuming about 1500 calories a day if you are very active 2,000. For sodium you should be at about 2,000 - 2,500 mg a day. Keep this all in mind.
So for Olive Garden we have two choices
Ravioli di Portobello Dinner
Ravioli filled with Portobello mushrooms in a creamy cheese sauce and smoked sun dried tomatoes
I've eaten this. It's delicious. I let everyone eat the first round of garlic bread sticks and when they ask us for more when our meal arrives I ask for one so I can dip a bread stick in the sauce.
You can get this in the lunch or dinner portion but for today we are using the info from the dinner portion for the information.
Garlic-Herb Chicken con Broccoli Dinner
rosemary-seasoned chicken breasts sauteed with fresh broccoli in a garlic cream sauce over orecchiette pasta.
I've also had this. My opinon is that I like the mushroom ravioli better, but don't get me wrong this is a good dish with broccoli and cheese and chicken, what could be better.
So which one do you think is better for you the mushroom ravioli in a cheesy sauce or the rosenary seasoned chicken with fresh broccoli in a garlic cream sauce over pasta?
The Mushroom Ravioli has 670 calories, 270 of those are from fat and a whopping 1,400 mg of sodium. Restaurant food is loaded in sodium you'd be surprised at how much sodium are in your favorite restaurant meals, up to twice as much of your daily allowance in just one meal. It's insane.
So how did the Garlic Herb Chicken with Broccoli do?
Well The garlic chicken dish has 960 calories, 369 calories from fat and a whopping 2,180 mg of sodium. I was suprised on this one because if I had to pick what I thought was better for you based on the menu description I would have picked this dish. The words, Rosemary, Herb chicken, and Fresh Broccoli. seem to stand out as healthy.
1. Things that make you itch. - fleas, scabies, lice, mosquito bites, etc. because once you enter this conversation you will start scratching yourself.
2. Saliva - anything relating to every day swallowing (get your head out of the gutter), seriously during that conversation you become well aware of your saliva and swallowing, so much that it alters it. I guess same could be said about how many times a minute you blink
Cleo, my red minpin is 5 years old now. Here is a sketch of her.

Hah I love this tat it's so badass I could see someone like masumi max
sporting it.
I don't have any tattoos myself. I doubt I could find something I'd like to have permanently that I would get sick of but this gun and garterbelt is pretty cute for a check who is bad ass enough to pull it off. Angelina Jolie, Masumi Max, or Michelle Rodriguez could pull it off but its not something for everyone.
I missed posting this on Tuesday but maybe continue to post a Tat on Tuesdays there are just so many weird, obnoxious, bad, well done, silly, beautiful tattoos out there.
This is mine. I wonder if I can do all of these things :P
1. Prank Phone Call
2. Pull an All Nighter
3. Get High on Candy
4. Work the morning sunday shift at my old Sub Shop sorta minium wage job
5. Play Hookey and have a Ferris Bueller day off
6. Eat nothing but college type food for a day – Ramen Noodles, mac and cheese, Pizza, hot dogs, etc.
7. Make out, have sex in a car
8. Chug a Beer
9. Skinny Dip
10. Midnight Bowling
We went for Sushi for lunch. Seito Sushi (Orlando - Sand Lake). I'm not sure what my problem is. I have a very difficult time finding anything that matches my regular sushi place (Mikado - Hunter's Creek). It wasn't that it was horrible, although there was a great deal of dissapointment in some things. It was that the place was overly trendy.
I don't want my sushi to be trendy. It just needs to be fresh and plated well. It needs to be more traditional and less fusion. There needs to be a good staple of traditional foods on the menu as well as specialty or original style foods. The fish needs to be top quality and fresh, the staff needs to be knowledgable.
I'm not saying that there needs to be a staff and chef of japenese people, they just need to be skilled and trained well in the cuisine they are creating and serving. My regular place is owned and operated by a young chinese man and his brothers, all of which were classically trained in traditional japanese cuisine. They are masters at their craft with good solid tradition as their base, who can turn out something simple and fresh, or something creative and or intracate.
They delight in the fact that I am willing to try anything once and I have acted as a food tester for them in the past. They have given me some interesting things to try, several of them saying "most americans don't really care of the texture of this, or the taste of that". They giggled when I told them Natto smelled like stinky feet.
Their quite funny at times and will on occasion make fun of the trendsters, openly to their face. Once there was a college girl sitting up at the bar with her snooty friend, raving about how delicious sushi is. It was almost annoying. I was sitting next to her and was curious what they were about to eat. They got a salad with ginger dressing and a couple of california rolls. I asked if they were having anything else and they said no and as I smiled the sushi chef read my mind and said alloud, "They really don't like sushi much".
This makes me wonder. Do most americans who enjoy sushi really know what good sushi is? I find it hard to believe that while everyone else is going crazy and loving the trendy place we went to lunch I found it to be on the low side of medocrity. Here are my main gripes about Seito Sushi.
1. The Menu - I knew I was going to have an issue when I saw Key Lime Pie in the dessert section and chocolate martinis in the drink section. Neither of those things belong on the menu.
2. The decore and over all mood was too trendy to new age hipster. It lacked any type of culture. It was cold in mood and looked more like a modern dance club than a sushi restaurant.
3. The sashmi was good but not the freshest I've ever had. It was the best thing I ate there for lunch along with the gyoza.
4. The roll I had was not put together well, it fell apart before I could even pick it up but even worse than that the rice was over salted and way to sticky.
5. I spent 17 bucks plus tip for very unsatisfying medocre food.
6. Wait Staff were not too friendly and hug out with each other a lot over by the bar area.
I was annoyed that this place was so reccommended by my coworkers. I need to take them to the place I go. It's really not all that far and it makes the place we just ate at look like a soggy trendy mess
I was watching the Chicago episode of No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain and he featured a Restaurant called Moto, known for unique gastronomy and a great since of humor.
Next time I'm in Chicago I want to go to moto because I just have to have the cuban cigar, which is actually a cuban sandwich. I think it's wrapped in a grape leaf and that is pepper or seasoning.

